Neighbourhood Knickers Thief
Questions
What possesses a man to even begin think
Of becoming a neighbourhood knickers thief
Was there always inside his mind, a little kink
Or did he dream that girl had passed him with a
wink
He never asked her out so what caused his grief
Was he such a failure with young and pretty girls
Did he think the way he was treated wasn’t right
Was he just fascinated with her dark brown curls
A glimpse of petticoat as wind caught a skirt in
twirls
Did he see her legs as off the bus she would alight
Did the fantasy start when he’d had a drink or
three
How long did he pine for her before he made his
plan
Why did he never ask if one evening she’d be free
Was he scared she’d turn him down if he made that
plea
How old was he this strange obsessed young man
Did he live nearby, somewhere near her home
Close enough to see her knickers on the washing
line
Mustn’t that have been what made his sick eyes roam
Hiding in dark corners still as a garden gnome
Thinking quiet thoughts that caused his eyes to
shine
A line of pretty panties dancing in back yard
seclusion
Temptation approached from a long dark alley
No longer could anyone prevent his sad intrusion
Pockets stuffed with knickers bring reality to
illusion
Privacy was then his to feel and use his precious
tally
Answers
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